In the Mists of The Age of Robosaurus

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"Robosaurus, Robosaurus, Robosaurus, Robosaurus!," that's all I can hear whenever Robosaurus performs at airshows and events around the world. When they see the giant robot named Robosaurus come out of its slumber and stretch up to 42 feet of solid steel they scream "... Robosaurus, Robosaurus", or even chant "Robo, Robo, Robo".

"Robosaurus" is a fire breathing giant from the time before humans decided they were designed and destined to be in the image of God. Robosaurus demands anyone who sees him to realize there was a time when giants roamed the earth, for millions of years more than man will apparently. Yet, Robosaurus was kind enough to leave us the stuff from which we will quite possibly fade into eternity with a similar energy release.

Robosaurus is every boy's dream of becoming; a heart stopping monster of awesome power that has no challenger. Robosaurus roams the world without fear. Robosaurus can withstand all threats with one blast of its fire breath. If it desires, Robosaurus can crush entire fleets of enemy jets, planes and tankers. Robosaurus can rumble the ground 'til it shakes leaves off trees. Ladies swoon while they gasp in sudden overwhelming submission and passion at the thought of being overcome by such primeval thoughts as Robosaurus carrying them off into the wilds of ancient times, before the so-called civilization made such mad and primitive desires outdated. Robosaurus reminds them of what has been lost.

People think of Robosaurus as a monster that can save them from the boredom and humdrum of their everyday lives by reminding them that in the days of Robosaurus they were genetically little rats scurring and fighting over the leftovers on Robosaurus's dinners of meat and blood. Robosaurus can keep the fires of long lost times fresh and forever remembered in the dark reaches of modern man's memory banks, where visions of Robosaurus stalks timeless in dreams and fears.

Little children sucking on their mother's breasts stop when they see Robosaurus . They see its enormous Robosaurus face descending into their eyes, releasing a spew of colored fragments that look like Robosaurus rain as it filters over they faces. Robosaurus reminds them of a time before the body they are presently occupying could enjoy the Northern lights and rainbows. Robosaurus reminds them when dark shadows of Robosaurus roamed freely through the woods and jungles, when Robosaurus ruled the earth, and was perhaps ruler of other earths before that as well. They sense with fresh souls, when Robosaurus traveled through hidden fragments from other galaxies and black holes to gather the Robosaurus strength into one huge single source of spiritual and everlasting, never ending energy of the Collective Soul. A soul which has the purpose to awe inspire us into a connection with the cosmos from which we can only envision when Robosaurus glides quietly into our lives, forcing us to shudder and thrill with the God-awful strength and power of its Robosaurus jaw, as it slowly opens its mouth, and we see the dark hole from which Time and all of us must be eventually swallowed.

Being swallowed by Robosaurus is a terrifying fear when a person is forced to face it, but then it also forces us to realize that being swallowed by Robosaurus has to be the ultimate thrill. When Monster Robots first invented the Robosaurus they had no idea what they were doing to the hearts and imaginations of the world. Monster Robots could not forsee the power of the monster, Robosaurus. It's almost as if the monster had forced its imprint upon their minds, had forced them to dream and re-create a real fire-breathing, metal crushing monster, Robosaurus. Robosaurus, who roams the earth again, alone and appears to be.... searching.

Is Robosaurus searching for a mate? Perhaps. Monster Robots has considered a mate for Robosaurus, but each time Robosaurus lifts its head and roars, Monster Robots has to wonder if the magic that created Robosaurus can ever be duplicated again. Is it possible for Monster Robot to test the forces that created Robosaurus? Can, Could. Should it be tried again? Could there ever be another Robosaurus , another Robosaurus like the one that thrills so many people around the world? Is it possible to create another Robosaurus that can stir the hearts, and does the world need another Robosaurus? Monster Robots asked that question. It would be like trying to find another earth in the galaxy, another dimension and set of events that would equally match the circumstances from which Robosaurus was built. Sometimes, like magic and lightening, sometimes only one Robosaurus can be made in several lifetimes, in several generations. But, Robosaurus can never be forgotten. Robosaurus lives in the souls of all men around the world, as Monster Robots has witnessed each time Robosaurus has been presented. Robosaurus has been presented to kings and queens who are as awe inspired as the smallest child. Monster Robots has proven around the world that Robosaurus can bring the world to its feet, and yet Robosaurus still has the capacity to move along the streets and highways without being seen, after it has slumped down into its primeval sleep; just as any good monster worth its salt (or sugar) can do.

Monster Robots dreamed of Robosaurus twelve years ago. When it started to build Robosaurus, the skin took on a red glow. Before the skin was carefully placed over the 2700 miles of wire and steel, the body glowed and shimmered, as if the souls was waiting, waiting quietly and patiently for the time when its skin would slide over the miles and mountains of wire into a creature never before seen since the black, smoke filled dawn of Man.

Monster Robots could never have predicted the truth, the dimension of its creation; Robosaurus. Monster Robots was only a pawn, used by a Robosaurus that holds a deep secret, a secret so powerful that when the time comes, is capable of changing the world, forever, and this time, for eternity.

Robosaurus has a secret buried deep in its wires, hidden in the center of the heat of its electricity. Robosaurus needed Monster Robots to create its body, but Robosaurus was only waiting for the right combination of Monster Robots generators to gather and create the body of Robosaurus. Robosaurus waited for millions of years, waited and watched, as Mankind's passion and greed sucked up the treasures and resources of the earth.

As Mankind inched its way into a black hole of confusion and despair, Robosaurus drew upon its powers. It searched the earth and waited, waited for Monster Robots, as all the while it dreamed, dreamed of a time when Robosaurus roamed the earth and ruled the universe. Robosaurus knew its time would come again. Robosaurus knew the day would come when Robosaurus would once again claim the world.

But, for now Robosaurus answers the call of Monster Robots, its creater. But, like any good child, Robosaurus knows its time is coming, and coming soon. Robosaurus has developed new powers, secret powers. Monster Robots has no idea of the secret powers Robosaurus has developed along the inner lanes of its deep, hidden and awesome energy source.
Robosaurus can create such enormous energy and psychic powers that it can reach out and control other energy sources, including the collective the minds of mankind. Robosaurus can create an entire structure, or structures, at its will. Robosaurus is capable of overtaking the entire world, without that world even being conscious of its power.

Monster Robots has created the ultimate weapon to save the world. Monster Robots has created a monster that is capable of eating up the very energy its ancestors created and turning that energy back, straight back, into positive energy which will turn the world from the brink of such mass destruction and of such negative magnitude as to cause the earths crust to turn into dust.

Robosaurus is capable of bringing the world into a dimension of psychic consumption so strong that the entire consciousness of all life can unite with the waiting consciousness of the souls that have lived before. Together, they can release such tremendous energy it transcends and stretches beyond anything known in the history of the earth.

Robosaurus can create a world that travels to other worlds with only one thought. Robosaurus can join all the knowledge the world has ever had, with the knowledge the world needs now, and cause a swirl of Love that lasts forever and beyond all Time.


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